Guys, I REALLY like it.
I’m too busy actin’ like I’m a blogger. I’ve seen it all. I blogged here first.
Nothing brings people together like a dumb chest-thumping snakeflag anthem.
Where do bad blogs go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the pageviews are high.
The shortest entry yet, mercifully!
Escape from the prestige horror movie that is our lives by watching some prestige horror movies.
As my blogs grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad.
“New blog joins this Earth”, “And I blog thee unforgiven”, and other Metallica lyric/blog puns.
What’s better: The new single by some guy named Machine Gun Kelly? Or a much better song?
Like most babies smell like bloggers, his blog blogged like no other.