Every time I think that this band has hit rock bottom, they wind up finding more powerful excavation equipment.
If a Weezer falls in the woods and no one around is a Weezer, does the Weezer make a Weezer?
Turn it up, it’s the Beach Boys . . . but turn it down if it’s Weezer after 2002.
This got complicated. Like River Cuomo’s sexual proclivities.