Special edition of NMM this week! Special because I don’t have time to write or think much about any of this. So, instead of giving you a couple of paragraphs about what I think of these tunes, I’m just going to post an animated GIF that approximates how I feel.
Why not? Buzzfeed does this all the time, and people eat up their garbage like it’s fucking filet mignon.
The Monkees – Good Times!
Beth Orton – Kidsticks
Dierks Bentley – Black
DâM-FunK – DJ-Kicks
Holy Fuck – Congrats
JC Flowers – Driving Excitement and the Pleasure of Ownership
Flume – Skin
Sonny & The Sunsets – Moods Baby Moods
Pup – The Dream Is Over
Lacuna Coil – Delirium
Melanie De Biasio – Blackened Cities
Architects – All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
There you have it, modern internet – a pile of reviews you have time for.
Enjoy your snapchats.
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