Light my candles in a daze ’cause I found blog.
Category: Music
Metallica has always been missing something. It turns out that something was… being Mongolian.
I’m too busy actin’ like I’m a blogger. I’ve seen it all. I blogged here first.
Nothing brings people together like a dumb chest-thumping snakeflag anthem.
Where do bad blogs go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the pageviews are high.
The shortest entry yet, mercifully!
As my blogs grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad.
“New blog joins this Earth”, “And I blog thee unforgiven”, and other Metallica lyric/blog puns.
What’s better: The new single by some guy named Machine Gun Kelly? Or a much better song?
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