Opinions are like assholes. When a huge pile of records drops at the end of summer, Mark and Josh both have assholes.
Turn around, bright eyes. A solar eclipse can’t prevent new music from coming out and being mostly bad.
It’s like pretending to be a fireman when you pee in a urinal, kinda.
We’re reminded that included under the umbrella of “everything” is everything that gets flushed into the sewers. Also: other reviews!
A real dog’s breakfast of tunes to enjoy in the dog days of summer.
From A to (Jay-)Z, here’s a roundup of the month’s new releases.
We say hello to our new contributor and say SMELL-O to most of this week’s music.