As arbiter of good taste in our group of friends, Mark has been introducing me…
What’s worse: A terrible auto-accident that kills a deer, or a terrible album on auto-pilot?
‘Cause waking up is hard to do (when you’re an underslept adult).
It’s Netflix for video games, which is just what you need to hear about on the first day of school.
Mark fights aliens, Josh watches robots, and Jay punches out his feelings.
Mark wallows in gore, Josh laments the passing of brilliance, and Jay finishes what he started.
Monsters, pirates, thieves, and parasites. We live in anxious times!
Mark takes on the news, Josh ponders the criminal underworld, and Jay basks in the summer.
All hail the return of your friends trash-talking you while also whooping you at a video game!