The title of this post is misleading, because I promise that this isn’t porn.
Tag: life reviews
If I keep saying that Dadcore is a thing and that it is punk and cool, it will eventually become true.
Put together the first letters of each paragraph for a secret message!
It’s like pretending to be a fireman when you pee in a urinal, kinda.
Between spoonfuls of Metamucil, I took in a stadium rock show.
Today is my big sister’s birthday, so let’s talk about why we should be glad that she’s around.
Sometimes the best way to do nothing is to put in lots of money and effort to go do nothing someplace far from home.
Songs about sucking face, played while people around you suck face.
The nice thing about doing things that don’t need a computer is that you can later use your computer to write about them.
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