“New blog joins this Earth”, “And I blog thee unforgiven”, and other Metallica lyric/blog puns.
Blog not lest ye be blogged yourself.
Hey! (Hey!) I’m your blog!
We’re off to neverending land.
Planet Earth’s greatest band returns to pop some skulls and turn some heads.
Even Jay’s skull! Even JAY’s head!
So get in the pit and try to love some… bad bands?
What’s worse: A terrible auto-accident that kills a deer, or a terrible album on auto-pilot?
We triple-team this look at the year’s most indelible work of art!
Hardwired… to argue with friends about Metallica.
I wish this album were super boring, because then I could make a joke like “Gore? More like Bore!” But it’s not boring. Just disappointing.