“Abandon all hope, ye who tenter here.”
There are two kinds of people in this world: The kind that like crunchy peanut butter, and people with taste.
Starfuckers Inc.? More like Disc-stuffers Inc. HAHAHA…
…this album is too long.
It’s Netflix for video games, which is just what you need to hear about on the first day of school.
Mark fights aliens, Josh watches robots, and Jay punches out his feelings.
Fly, my pretties! Into my mouth hole!
Opinions are like assholes. When a huge pile of records drops at the end of summer, Mark and Josh both have assholes.
Mark wallows in gore, Josh laments the passing of brilliance, and Jay finishes what he started.
Summer is for Kickin’ Back in a pit of quicksand.
The Fraudsters' Almanac 